Ummm.... Just so everyone knows... the copy machine is broken again. I didn't do anything to it, I swear! I just pushed the button and it made an awful noise and started smoking! So we probably need to refill the fire extinguisher too...

Ah... is it safe to leave the teepee? There were all those weird animals last week and I didn't want to get chased again...

I'm never going in the woods without my sword again.

[lots of rustling sounds, and something growling in the background, carries on throughout the post]

Ah... I don't really... I mean... I'm sorry if I--

[more noise, as if he's running]

I really didn't mean to disturb you, mister Bear! I was just investigating that tree! Please stop chasing me!

[more crashing around before the recording cuts out]